Lucky’s Guide to Shopping for Cats
If you live with a cat, you need to keep it happy or the cat
will be very annoying. Cats like gifts, but only if you pretend it is not a
gift and it is not for them.
Top 5 “Gifts” for Cats
5. String – Or ribbon or similar items. They like to pretend
to kill it. Cats are evil.
4. Treats – Cats get jealous if only dogs and humans get
treats.
3. Twisty Ties* – It is best to not give these to cats ever,
but they are dumb and will just take them anyway.
2. Boxes – Cats consider anything cardboard to be their
property.
1. Blankets – This is the best nonfood gift to give anyone.
Things Never to Gift to Cats
3. Bacon – Bacon is not for cats. Only humans and Lucky
dogs
2. Shoes – Cats don’t like things on their feet.
1. Baths – Baths are bad for anyone.
Note: Seriously, do not give twisty ties to a cat.
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