Advent Calendar: Day 6

Lucky’s Guide to Shopping for Cats

If you live with a cat, you need to keep it happy or the cat will be very annoying. Cats like gifts, but only if you pretend it is not a gift and it is not for them.

Top 5 “Gifts” for Cats

5. String – Or ribbon or similar items. They like to pretend to kill it. Cats are evil.

4. Treats – Cats get jealous if only dogs and humans get treats.

3. Twisty Ties* – It is best to not give these to cats ever, but they are dumb and will just take them anyway.

2. Boxes – Cats consider anything cardboard to be their property.

1. Blankets – This is the best nonfood gift to give anyone.

 

Kat assuming these things are for her.

Things Never to Gift to Cats

3. Bacon – Bacon is not for cats. Only humans and Lucky dogs

2. Shoes – Cats don’t like things on their feet.

1. Baths – Baths are bad for anyone.

Note: Seriously, do not give twisty ties to a cat.