Friday, May 31, 2013

AHAD: Day 103

Day 103: waver

[I can only assume that I do the same thing.]

For the non-imaged:

i know someone who
can just fade in and out of
all existence. neat

Thursday, May 30, 2013

AHAD: Day 102

Day 102: delayed

[Obviously you should be thinking of Gandalf saying "I was delayed." If not, then... now you should be.]

For the non-imaged:

oh well, i'm here now.
so, tell me where we left off
and we'll go from there.

Sunday, May 26, 2013

How to go to Ohio in 4 steps

A simple guide to travelling to the Cleveland area of Ohio from another location.

Step 1: Acquire a suitcase or some sort of bag. Place clothing and necessary items for survival in it.
If this portable storage container has been used for travel previously, it still may have valet check tags on it. (I think these count as "collector's items," but I may be wrong.)

Step 2: Go to an airport. Any airport should do. The inside looks something like this.
Keep in mind they make you pay to travel by airplane and you must choose your airplane before entering the waiting areas. Eventually find the airplane and get on it.

Step 3: Exit the airplane when you are permitted to. There is a chance you are not Ohio yet. This sometimes happens. Airplanes are chaotic creatures, so their final destination is difficult to predict. If you are not in Ohio, find a place to sit and wait for another airplane.
Some airports have furniture designated for outside locations inside of the building. Do not question the local customs. When another airplane is brought to the ground and tamed, get on it and hope it takes you to Ohio.

Step 4: Again, exit the airplane when you are permitted to. Determine if you are in Ohio. If not, you may give up at this point or wait around for another airplane. If you are told you are in Ohio, verify it by finding some food. If it looks like this, chances are you are near the Cleveland area of Ohio.

Good luck and safe travels.

Monday, May 13, 2013

How to gift wrap a cake

A simple guide to gift wrapping a cake in five easy steps, by Barbara Miller.

Step 1:
Bake the cake you need to wrap. Using a boxed cake mix is absolutely fine.

Step 2:
Stack the cakes and mortar them together hold them together with layers of frosting.

Step 3:
Wrap the entire cake in frosting. Tie it with a bow.

Step 4:
Paint silver dots on the ribbon. (Tip: Make sure the silver is food safe. Avoid using mercury.)

Step 5:
Deliver the gift wrapped cake and help consume it.

Sunday, May 12, 2013

AHAD: Day 101

Day 101: again

[I spent most of today baking. I forgot I didn't have a haiku set to post. Oops.]

For the non-imaged:

finding enjoyment
in a thing i used to do.
maybe it will last.

Saturday, May 11, 2013

AHAD: Day 100

Day 100: milestone

[This has been fun. Let's write some more!]

For the non-imaged:

i'd like to thank you
for reading all these haiku
here's to more to come

Friday, May 10, 2013

AHAD: Day 99

Day 99: tired

[I figured the blurry photo represented the feelings of this haiku the best. If the last line confuses you, just consider not sleeping well and then having to wake up early every day. Staying up late and sleeping in is better than fighting to sleep and having to wake up early.]

For the non-imaged:

just not sleeping well.
it happens from time to time.
i hate schedules.

Thursday, May 9, 2013

AHAD: Day 98

Day 98: mixer

[My Kitchenaid mixer is one of my favorite things that I own. It is probably my favorite thing in the kitchen. I don't use it very often, though.]

For the non-imaged:

standing there, waiting
unemployed most of the time
short work, good results

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

AHAD: Day 97

Day 97: numbers

[I'm fine up to a certain amount of digits or a certain length of time. It also depends on how focused I am. Add letters usually messes it up. Odd numbers like to switch places. Fun stuff.]

For the non-imaged:

don't stay in order
when i try to remember
certain sequences

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

AHAD: Day 96

Day 96: Morning

[I prefer sleeping to the inability to sleep,]

For the non-imaged:

i woke up early
i would rather be sleeping
this is not by choice

Monday, May 6, 2013

AHAD: Day 95

Day 95: wants

[There are many things I want to do. Most of them are simple.]

For the non-imaged:

take a bath and nap.
bake something and take pictures.
read, write, draw, and think.

Sunday, May 5, 2013

AHAD: Day 94

Day 94: reading

[Reading before bed is nice. The only bad part is reading for too long and losing sleep.]

For the non-imaged:

a nice thing to do,
much better with a good book.
i tend to lose sleep.

Lucky Lucky

For anyone interested in Lucky doing things.

Here is Lucky playing with a toy. I'm not good at recording while also tossing the toy to him.

Here is Lucky trying some peanut butter. I don't think he liked the stickiness. Lucky seems to only like things flavored as peanut butter. We just bought him some peanut butter flavored beggin' strips. Bleh.

Saturday, May 4, 2013

AHAD: Day 93

Day 93: May 4th

[It was an obvious choice, no?]

For the non-imaged:

seems we must choose sides.
many have made their choice clear...
live long and prosper.

Friday, May 3, 2013

AHAD: Day 92

Day 92: focus

[I'll be going to sleep in about an hour (or trying to, at least) but I need to eat food, prep some food for tomorrow, and read before doing so. If I could just focus on one of those things at a time, that would be nice. I'm not able to do that often. I was able to when I took the drawing class. Maybe I just need to draw more often. No no, wait. I should get ready for bed.]

For the non-imaged:

on one thing at a-
i wonder what i should eat
i should read my book .

Thursday, May 2, 2013

AHAD: Day 91

Day 91: May

[I may always think of years in terms of semesters. It's what I'm used to. Summer is usually the time for fun and creative things. Let's see what happens this year.]

For the non-imaged:

has a weird feeling.
it feels of semester's end
and new beginnings.

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

AHAD: Day 90

Day 90: yogurt

[It also makes me sick. Before I realized that my body doesn't know how to deal with dairy, I used to try to convince myself that I liked yogurt. I never was able to eat much of it, not even in smoothies. Bleh.]

For the non-imaged:

people enjoy it
but i have no idea why.
the texture is weird.
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